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Poetry and short stories im afraid ive caught poetry. If you would like to submit a joke, or know who wrote one on these pages. Pretty good joke book by garrison keillor fantastic fiction. It is an entertaining mix of knockknocks, oneliners, north dakota, religious, animal, bar, and light bulb jokes, those famous yo mama insults and much more. O yes, i went to church every day and never fooled around with men. The sixth edition of the perennially popular pretty good joke book is everything the first five were. Philosophical thoughts on joking matters ted cohen. New and not bad pretty good jokes prairie home companion original radio broad edition by keillor, garrison 2005 by aa jan 1, 1994. Fulfilling the flood of requests from enthused listeners, pretty good jokes combines all the jokes from a prairie home companions first four joke shows 19961999. Due to better performance joke top list is refreshed only once daily.
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